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I was high and they gave me nachos.
You guys ready to let the dogs out?
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Is swallowing semen acceptable to the Submissive?
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 128.
does a bear shit in the woods?
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It’s only just not painful.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 56.
that’s not a sentence.
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Will I ever understand this man? Hmm- this creme brulee is delicious.
Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter 2.
nice transition.
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It’s so dark but so him.
Fifty Shades Darker, p. 178.
that’s so raven
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There are ticket stubs to various concerts: U2, Metallica, The Verve, Sheryl Crow, the New York Philharmonic performing Prokofiev’s Romeo and Juliet—what an eclectic mix!
Fifty Shades Darker, p. 111.
#nohomo
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based on this.
HAHA, YES, PERFECT.
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